head groundsman at White Hart Lane how impressive the pitch is looking.
"It ought to," replied the groundsman "We put 70 million quid's worth
of shit on it every week."
*****
A pair of spuds are walking along 7
sisters when they spot a pharmacist’s with a sign that reads “Free
Spurs season tickets. Inquire within.”
So one of them heads in. After several minutes he comes back out with a stuffed shopping bag. His mate checks the contents and finds loads of condoms, tampons and other feminine hygiene products, genital wart crème, adult diapers, erectal dysfunction medication, and the like. He looks at his friend, who is looking more and more sheepish and asks “Well what about the tickets?”
“I was too ashamed to ask”
So one of them heads in. After several minutes he comes back out with a stuffed shopping bag. His mate checks the contents and finds loads of condoms, tampons and other feminine hygiene products, genital wart crème, adult diapers, erectal dysfunction medication, and the like. He looks at his friend, who is looking more and more sheepish and asks “Well what about the tickets?”
“I was too ashamed to ask”
*****
How can you tell ET is a Spurs supporter?
He looks like one
He looks like one